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Monthly Archives: July 2022
Add Up Countless – Panty Raiders Of The Lost Ark – As An Alternative To Samo
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God’s Half-Evil
Kill the postman then
Male your daughter
First one in the
Rabbi slaughters
Seafood’s older
Now you’re shorter
Eat more cobwebs
Lick the mortar
Wash your friends
Then flick their balls
Evenings’ junk mail at
Shopping malls
Muscle bound
Disintegrator
I’ll take more time
So I’ll see you later
Triple jump
The sad mosquitos
Refried beachhead
Egg Doritos
Pinch the muscles
Flex your ego
Dim the redheads
Sink the needles
Sexy mucous
Drunken weasel
Pope’s a fascist
God’s half evil
Fool the elders
Pull your pants down
Urinate
The final countdown
You never knew
From know-how
Eating low-fat
Holy cow
Popping pimples
Shave your head
Spoil the yoghurt
If you dare
Natures own
The garden of Eden
Picture postcard
Penis bleeding
Reach around
And tie your hair back
Take a flat beer
From this six pack
Kill what’s inside
Make up your own mind
Be a nice guy
You’ll end up inside
The “penis bleeding” bit is from when I woke from the surgery to implant a prosthetic sphincter to find blood coming out of my penis. Yes things have been tough for me but I still have my savage sense of humour to get me through all of this