Going Postal

Stamp the postman

Male your daughter

First one in the

Rabbi slaughters

Seafood’s older

Now you’re shorter

Eat more cobwebs

Lick the mortar

Wash your friends

Then flick their balls

Evenings’ junk mail

Shopping malls

Muscle bound

Disintegrator

Take more time

I’ll see you later

Triple jump

The sad mosquitos

Refried beachhead

Stale Doritos

Pinch the muscles

Flex your ego

Dim the redheads

Sink the needles

Sexy mucous

Drunken weasel

Pope’s a fascist

God’s half evil

Fool the elders

Pull your pants down

Urinate

The final countdown

You never knew

Know-how

Eating low-fat

Holy cow

Popping pimples

Shave your head

Spoil the yoghurt

If you dare

Grandma taught me

The bum steer

Ghosts in see-through

Underwear

Nature’s own

The garden of Eden

Picture postcard

Penis bleeding

Reach around

And tie your hair back

Take a flat beer

From this six pack

Me At The Bottom (we will play after dinner)

WE WILL PLAY AFTER DINNER

Me at the bottom

The date I’ve forgotten

Doesn’t matter anyway

Saw the sign it read you’re stray

Down is always uphill

I saw you took the green pill

Danced all night you couldn’t stop

I took the fall I saw you drop

Fair for the dark girl

Watch her stuck in twirl

Wants my blue eyes for herself

Shopping list the first on shelf

Can you see me bottom?

Fresh fruit is now Rotten

Learned the chorus but lost the verse

Wedding day showed up in hearse

You sit above me

Argument conversely

We don’t have to fight tonight

Give me wrong I’ll make it right

Me touched the bottom

I’ve forgotten login

Can we please reset this game?

Tell me yours I’ll give you name

Me at the bottom

Me at the bottom

I me, me I, I me

Jeckyll Whispers

Jeckyl Hydes

Whisper   (drag out)

To never forget

The safest bet

Stay home

Wrapped in blanket

Outrageous fortune

Miss dissed us

Hate me

Hate you

Dr Jeckyl

Miss Hyde

You should change your name

Via Deed-poll

Religion breeds hate

Can’t find a date

Who will have me

I am ugly

Within

Cast the first stone

She’s ssssss

Personified

I’m homesick

For a place I’ve never been

Rumi was an idiot

Bukowski

bent over

Dostoevsky

Multiply

Divide subtract

Then add

While masturbating

She don’t talk much

Just screams

Like the

Devil with no

Whiskey

Then tripping on gin

Begin the induction

Watch me choke

On instructions

Shake well

Do not consume

Cold water only

Snap

Crackle

Then

Pop the weasel

Burn the easel

Less art

The facist

Cries

Aaahhhhh

Andrew Stuart Buchanan

You’re Heartless

Scum-sucking

Leeches

Washed up on beaches

Took my toll

On rock and roll

Blush Chuck Berry

I am very

Beat

You’re heartless

What pumps your blood?

Can’t hear the thud

I’ll lend you mine

All I got is rhyme

Lost my job

My ability

Silly me

I should have asked God

To switch me off

The ringing

Let’s me know it’s real

No deal to be made

Too disabled

Organised by lot

You’re broken

She left me

When she heard the news,

 so I sing the blues

No guitar

I can’t drive car

Push my arse in wheelchair

Icare don’t care

Not part of solution

I fell into a trap

White men shouldn’t rap

Or jump

Feel my heart beat

Vibrate the street

Can I have a sip?

And can I come

On Nigella’s tits

While playing

Right Said Fred’s

Greatest hits

Say she is too sexy

For a shirt

She is so sexy it hurt

Worse than

Your curse

Dylan hiding

In verse

Improvise

To rehearse

I fell into a trap

Make Me

You can’t make me love less

Lose my hair that’s from this stress

I cut my arm for you here’s scar

I lost you babe look from afar

Would you like me if I were?

Make you money bank transfer

I’m still stuck without you miss

I’ll swap that hug for a big kiss

Isolate the element

That’s not pop babe that’s bucks fizz

You and me were meant to be

I’m not blind dear I still see

You can’t make me love you less

You’re my only one mistress

Dress up dress down I do not care

Let me sniff your underwear

Hotel weekends keep it fresh

Wear the black ones not the mesh

I’ll love you until the end

Fixing fences never mend

Your look is the one I love

I’m watching you dance high above

Up your skirt I want to go

I’ll take you so you won’t say no

You can’t make me love you less

I’ll try to straighten all this mess

Your loving is so good worthy dying

I’ll help you with your fear of flying

I’ll mind my manners I’ll be good

Make it so it’s understood

For you I would do anything

Find your tone now help me sing

Would you like to half a whole?

Don’t mind that freckle not a mole

I’ll check your back you check mine

You look too good it will be fine

You can’t make me love you less

I’ll sit down I’ll do the test

Your questions are all marked the same

I would hardly call it a good game

Rough Security Check

Security Check (in)

She don’t love me

And that’s my fate

Went out that night

I stayed up late

Can you please say

You’ll be mine

Take in account

Sais she’s fine

I don’t fit in

Though I smile

Come welcome sit

Harae Mai

Will you forgive

Save our souls

Hiding inside

Manifold’s

Ambience In The Quarantine Zone

It’s impossible

To live like this

STBI

Magnum P.I.

Yes I am that old

Can’t walk

Lost talk

My stolen voice

Aotearoa

Say choice

Epilepsy

Coke not Pepsi

The Maker’s Mark

Tree lost its bark

It’s the same as my voice

Heavy Metal

Flower petal

Judas Priest

I tamed the beast

It just needed a pat

Paralysed

Not equalised

I cannot feel my feet

Nor cold or heat

Stuck this way

Born again virgin

Eggs from Sturgeon

Juxtapose

She picks her knows

The truth

God damn

Said the atheist man

Is this all a plan?

The Devil

Knows the truth

I’m not victorious

Somewhat notorious

No no

Homer doh

Product of my age

Said the aethiest man