Kill the postman then
Male your daughter
First one in the
Rabbi slaughters

Seafood’s older
Now you’re shorter
Eat more cobwebs
Lick the mortar

Wash your friends
Then flick their balls
Evenings’ junk mail at
Shopping malls

Muscle bound
Disintegrator
I’ll take more time
So I’ll see you later

Triple jump
The sad mosquitos
Refried beachhead
Egg Doritos

Pinch the muscles
Flex your ego
Dim the redheads
Sink the needles

Sexy mucous
Drunken weasel
Pope’s a fascist
God’s half evil

Fool the elders
Pull your pants down
Urinate
The final countdown

You never knew
From know-how
Eating low-fat
Holy cow

Popping pimples
Shave your head
Spoil the yoghurt
If you dare

Natures own
The garden of Eden
Picture postcard
Penis bleeding

Reach around
And tie your hair back
Take a flat beer
From this six pack

Kill what’s inside
Make up your own mind
Be a nice guy
You’ll end up inside

The “penis bleeding” bit is from when I woke from the surgery to implant a prosthetic sphincter to find blood coming out of my penis. Yes things have been tough for me but I still have my savage sense of humour to get me through all of this