NODS LIKE A PUPPET
People are always telling me things. A stranger stopped in front of me and started telling me about fate. They told me that it was my karma. I lifted my eyes and nodded in mock-agreement. That’s the second person to tell me that. People who believe in karma think that it’s destiny. They told me I was the way I am because of my karma. What a crock of horseshit. People who believe like that bow down to a vengeful God. I can’t pray like that.
The only thing I feel is pain. I spent three and a half hours in the doctor’s surgery waiting. There are no magazines but there is a television in the wall. The television is always on 7 and is always too quiet to hear. The hearing aids aren’t working so I can’t hear anyway. The bell in my head keeps me busy but it’s dangerous. That’s the only thing I hear. After my time waiting I saw him. He gave me a Nazi salute so I started pushing my wheelchair into his office.
He apologised for taking so long and told me the old man before me had nothing wrong with him but was lonely. I told him I was deaf. I told him I was isolated at risk because I was deaf. I also told him that my hair’s falling out. It’s thinning. He told me he was lucky to not have that problem. He told me that he was lucky because everyone in his family still had their hair. I said ditto. I told him my fathers hair is thinning in his seventies. It was my time to talk.
I told him I found a medical reference online. It said that taking my anti-epileptic medication could make you go bald. He looked on his computer and agreed. He apologised. He said I was supposed to have gone in a year and a half ago for a scan to see if I still needed to take it. No one is steering the boat and the rats have taken over. He told me I could half one of the medications and look at cutting out another.
There are too many middle fingers in the pie. The pie has lost all its flavour and is coloured grey like the weather. I feel like throwing it out the window but there are no windows. The sun and the sea shine above me as I sit and wait for him to research from his hard-drive. The only thing I feel is pain. I feel my posture slumping. I cannot stop it. He smiles like Joe-ninety and nods like a puppet. There are too many fingers.
Andrew Stuart Buchanan