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REVISITED (6 STEPS IN) +(PAUSE FOR CONSIDERATION)

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REVISITED (6 STEPS IN)

Uneducated unjust and poor,
          laughing easily.
I am nothing but song

 
just a bunch of cells

 

 

  

 

 

 

 

-I don’t think I’m as good as I think I am
-Nobody does
-Up yours
-No I mean nobody is as good as they think they are. That’s how it works
-What I mean is I’m just hanging on
-How’s the view? There’s no exception in that. Everybody’s fully stretched and looking down
-Do you think other people have wished for death?
-Most reasonable people would have at some point in their life
-It’s just that I used to have so much good luck I thought I was God
-That’s not so special either. A lot of people will feel that way
-What about the guy who invented the nuclear bomb?
-What about him?
-Did he ever think he was God?
-What do you think?
-All right, why did he think he was God?
-No, that was a question. I don’t think he did. I think he figured out that he wasn’t God so he created his own God power
-… … (pause for consideration) I just meant that I think I’m better than I actually am
-Go fish
-Pardon?
-You didn’t get it, go again
-Okay… uummmm…(pause for consideration) I wish I were better than I actually am
-That’s a little too universal
-All right. Why do I feel so good when I feel so bad?
-Now you’re getting there, that’s a little closer to it. There’re no flies on you but you can see where they’ve been
-Up yours
-No I meant that you’re just like everyone else… ordinary but different. You’re just a bunch of cells.
-That’s so clinical. How come you’re so jaded?
-People like you
-That’s why I think that I’m better than I actually am
-Now you’re getting there. It’s only when you give up that you can see yourself properly
-I think I get it… It’s not that you’re clinical, it’s that you’re jaded
-Go fish
-So it’s just that you think that you’re better than me?
-No I think I’m better than everyone and I just want you to understand the meaning of all of this
-What if there is no meaning?
-Yeah right, what would you do then?
-I would be the one to drop the bomb
-Go fish
-Up yours
-…?
-…
-…
-…
—————- (cut off)
-Uumm; I wish I was as good as I feel inside
–… and?
-….?
-????
-You still haven’t got it
-Then I can’t say anything since I’m never going to get it
-I think you’re just beginning to
-I’ll say it again but differently; I will drop the bomb. Up yours

 
 

 

 

 
Andrew Stuart Buchanan

he’s got germs

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he’s got germs

DEAR GOD,

MAKE THE
DEVIL LET GO

 
 
 

 

 
 

 
-I wouldn’t touch him if I were you
-Why not?
-He’s got germs
-Yeah so, everyone’s got germs
-I don’t
-So you think you don’t have germs?
-I know I don’t
-How do you know?
-I know because I spend thousands of dollars a year on germ killing products. You should come to my house; it smells like you’ve walked into a hospital
-I thought you would have known that by the divinity of being alive we all have germs
-Divinity?
-I meant by the good grace of being a human we are covered with bacteria and germs no matter how many times you scrub or spray yourself. The planet Earth’s full of them and that is how we have grown to be the dominant species
-How?
-By beating and adapting to sicknesses.
-What do you mean, people die from germs all the time!
-I didn’t mean a person, I don’t mean a specific person I meant humanity
-So what’s divinity got to do with it? It was a person who developed the germ killing sprays
-People
-Pardon?
-It wasn’t a person that developed the germ killing spray it was years and years of other people’s study that led to the creation
-So you talk about divinity and creating all in the same conversation?
-Why not? I was just saying that you have germs and your father had germs and his father before that
-Our father?
-No, your father
-What about my mother?
-Your mother too, all humans
-Are all covered in germs?
-They are inside us too, like yoghurt. When you say he’s got germs you should really say, we have germs
-We?
-? We
-Have?
-…. … … .
-Have?
-Have
-Germs?
-…Germs and germs and germs and germs and germs
-And is that what makes us the dominant species?
-Ever notice that after you’ve pashed a strange woman you get a cold sore?
-I don’t pash strange women
-… Well, mostly dominant
-…
-…A…
-… Anyway, he’s still got germs
-… … … … … … … …… … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … …. …. …………………………. .

 
 
 
DEAR GOD.

THANKS FOR THAT, I CAN FEEL
THE DEVIL’S GRIP LOOSENING. THOU SHALT NOT KILL THE GERMS

 

 

ALL OF THESE WORDS WILL MAKE ME DOMINANT

we have germs

 

 

 
 

 

Andrew Stuart Buchanan