ONE NIGHT IN JULY WITH TWO x RACHEL 8:17pm
I could hear the man next to me talking. He was talking about himself. Everybody I could hear talking around me was talking about themselve’s. Then he walked in
-All right people settle down please
I watched him sit down and place the clipboard on his lap then cross his legs. The clipboard moved with his legs to the right-hand side. He was not a natural. His beard was too maintained. main·tain v
- vi to continue in the present state or situation without losing control (informal)
-I see that we have a few new people here tonight. When I point to you, what I would like is for you to say your name and why you have come here tonight
He pointed at the hot one and she started speaking
-Hi my name is Rachel and I am a sex addict. The whole room full of people all said in unison; welcome Rachel, thank you for sharing. I only saw one other man turn to see what she looked like. She looked good enough to give a twelve year old a wet dream. He pointed at the second hottest woman in the room. I liked his style; go for the hot ones first
-Thanks for having me here, my name is Rachel too and I am an alcoholic
The class all repeated their mantra and her name. Thank you for sharing Rachel
He nodded towards a man with big ears
-Hello my name is Paddy and I have big ears
-I’m sorry I think you have the wrong room
-My ears are my addiction
He looked at him a long time before he sniffed and nodded. He didn’t say anything else. He wrote something down as the class chimed welcome Paddy, thank you for sharing
The class looked at me. The man with the beard looked up from his words and nodded. I thought about not speaking
…
-Hello, my name is Andrew and I am a publicity stunt
Pardon?
-My name is Andrew and I am a publicity stunt
-This is a self-help group, I don’t think that we can help you
-The sex addict can help me
-How?
-How do you think?
-What about the alcoholic?
-She can’t help me and I can’t help her either
-Meaning?
-I’m a drunk too
-What do you mean when you said that you are a publicity stunt?
-Just that, when women are trying to put themselves in the public eye they seem to gravitate towards me. It gets very boring, it makes me feel like I am Lourdes and all I want to do is fuck one of them. I get Christians all the time, they want me to come to their church and I want to come on their tits
The sex addict smiled as I said it and she dragged her chair closer to mine. The man at the front nodded
-Thank you for sharing, they all said, except for her.
She was smiling at me. She slurred the word, hi, as if she were drunk
Her eyes were full of lust.
-Am I in the right place? Is this the right place I asked her?
-Baby you are right here with me right now, she said
She was beautiful and we both knew it
XXX
Her right-hand stroked up her left leg as she looked at me.
-Bring your chair closer, she said.
I brought my chair closer to her
I know where I am.
I am now with a natural at 8:37pm.
We have no control but I am in the right place
Andrew Stuart Buchanan