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I have remixed every song worthy of doing so in the attempt at filling the void that not being able to exercise has created
The Computer Trained Me
… I DON’T KNOW
TRY TOO HARD
-… I don’t know why. I’m just addicted
-What did you say you were addicted to again?
-Pornography on the Internet
-I thought that’s what you said…
-…
-…
-I have so much love to give…
-Why don’t you give it to a woman?
-I want to. I fall in love everyday. I always try. It’s not from lack of trying
-Maybe you try too hard
-You’re right. I am a try-hard
-I didn’t say that
-Okay, you were right, I am a try too hard
-I didn’t say that either
-Yes you did
-Well I didn’t really mean it
-That’s the problem
-What problem?
-Why I’m addicted to Pornography on the Internet
-What do you mean?
-Huh?
-How are the two related?
-Well I fall in love everyday and I’m not loved back. The women I fall in love with don’t really mean it
-What does pornography on the Internet do? Does it really mean it? What does pornography on the Internet mean?
-Ejaculation
-That’s not love
-I know
-Then what is it?
-Ejaculation
-Men… at least you’re not on the streets raping
-I couldn’t do that. I love women
-Do you love women on the Internet?
-I love them especially
-I will never understand men
-Don’t worry men don’t understand anything
-Do you look at soft porn?
-What do you mean soft porn, hazy lighting, lacy curtains and no ejaculation?
-No I just meant are you vulgar?
-I wasn’t
-What do you mean? You weren’t? Are you vulgar now?
-Well not intentionally
-Stop talking like that and tell me the truth
-Well I meant I didn’t start out vulgar, I might have been a bit rude but I’m not taking all the blame
-So you are vulgar?
-Yes but it’s not my fault
-Who’s fault is it then, who is to blame?
-The Internet
-The Internet?
-That’s right. There is more porn on the Internet than television programmes. I didn’t want to become vulgar but I started flicking through the channels and got bored so now all I watch are fat little people having sex with farmyard animals. I either watch that or harem’s of women wearing burka’s gangbanging men wearing ski masks
-I don’t believe you
-That’s all right. I don’t care
-You can’t find that sort of thing on the Internet
-You can find anything on the Internet. The Internet has ruined the morality of an entire generation
-You really talk some shit
-It’s true. People now do the things that they want to do in real life in front of a computer screen
-Like
-Dating, shopping, spying…
-That’s it?
No, they also do their banking and they watch porn
-What, the women do their shopping and the men watch porn?
-No the worlds gone topsy turvy and now the men do their shopping and the women watch porn
-Together?
-No, that’s the problem. The Internet has connected the world but the Internet has alienated the population
-Isn’t that a contradiction?
-Everything’s a contradiction
Andrew Stuart Buchanan